Tradr Sam's

ridiculous shit i said last night:

"what i really respect about Porky's 2: The Next Day is that it actually takes place the next day, and it's a film that takes place in Florida that actually acknowledges the presence of the Seminole Indians."*

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"i mean not to get all Andrea Dworkin on you but not wanting to use a vibrator because you are worried it might ruin your experience with men is positing your physical pleasure within a phallocentric, heteronormative rubric that is unnecessarily limiting." (pretty sure i name checked the wrong feminist theorist, and anyway i don't really agree with her stance on porn, which i also think i brought up later)
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"dude World War I? we don't even have to feel bad about that one. what did we do, create the modern German state by breaking up the Hapsburg empire?" (obvs. there's lots to feel bad about because, duh, war is bad, and, shit, Nazis...)
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basically there was this Dude Who Was Trying to Holla at me and Pad Thai spitting some bullshit wannabe game and i told him to leave us alone and he like, didn't respect that we had a right to be in public without his treating us as potential conquests, and so i said, "you wanna take this outside?" and he was like, "What like a fight?" and i was like, duhhh that's why people take it outside and he was like, "I'm left handed and I have a mean right hook" and i brought up how Rocky is a legendary southpaw and he switched it up to beat Clubber Lang in "Rocky III" and he was confused and STILL wouldn't leave us alone and then finally i was like, "i was a man up until a week ago" and turned my back on him and that did the trick. jeeze louise!

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also i tried to give two 25 year olds a lesson on Maiden and why they should listen to them and i guess i was kinda soapboxing because one of them was like, "Is this a prepared lecture?"






* this statement garnered this awesome text message response from FIP: "I've often said: 1. Citizen Kane. 2. Schindler's list. 3. Porkys 2: the next day"