i am dying alone : exhibit A

sooo.... pretty much my most recent accomplishment is seeing every episode of "The Golden Girls" ever aired. which kinda means that ... i am probably going to die alone.

so like i have this dress. that i bought (in October) because i thought it was cute and would be a good date dress. it's black and scoop necked and black with gold detailing on the shoulders and back and short (so short, actually, that when Snake saw it, he said, "i know that the store says that's a dress... but it's not a dress... on you.") so like, woo! it's a freakum dress!

and then i saw Sophia wearing it ...



and then Blanche...



and that's when i realized. i'm dying alone.