* winning the California State lottery
* winning the Publisher's Clearinghouse
* getting into a crazy "Great Expectations"-like situation where i am Pip
* losing weight
* becoming the nanny to Mark Wahlberg's children (idk, they're Irish Catholic, i feel like we'd get along)
* having bigger boobs
* owning a Diorette ring
* ridiculously decadent breakfast foods
* super delicious Bloody Marys
* being locked in a Sephora for 20 minutes where i get to keep everything i put into a shopping cart during said twenty minutes
* having the most amazing eye makeup on the planet
* high heels
* being crafty
* tripping on a huge suitcase of cash and then getting a suitcase of cash every month or so. it usually involves the Mob, somehow. this one's always the haziest fantasy.
* getting written onto either "Mad Men" or "Law & Order"
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