things i did at or as a result of the North Beach Festival:
* made friends with a little South African boy by letting him play my cell phone racing game
* talked to a Canadian about our braces and retainers and teeth in general
* made fun of a 19 year old for not being able to get his own brother to buy him beer
* convinced a Pakistani taxi driver that i've been divorced twice. his response: "I will find you a third husband. No charge."
me: it's not gonna fly. he's gonna figure out sooner or later that i'm not Pakistani
Taxi Driver: He will not care once he is married and falls in love with you. I will find you a good man.
________
"She's entitled to one or two blackouts a year. Not including birthdays. After that, pushing it. " - some guy to his bro at the park
0 's:
Post a Comment