"oh so this guy, middle aged white guy always comes in the store browses, doesn't buy anything and . . .the kicker, his mom calls the store looking for him. today she called the store and was like, my son's at the coffeeshop can you go get him. this has happened before btw. so my coworker who is constantly exasperated (remember J's film friend E who was super uptight, he looks and acts like E* +30 years on both points) was like ugh, she said she's having heart problems i have to go tell him. but the whole situation is just super disrespectful. so i'm like whatever co-worker, i'll take care of it. so i went to the coffeeshop, and there's all these ppl sitting outside and really loud i was like in a british accent, 'denis, denis, you're mums on the phone, she's having a bit of an emergency.' idk when i do stuff pro bono i do it my way."
* i don't know who she's talking about but i think i managed to catch the gist.
i have to keep up the accent now when i see him. which is all the time. cus he's a loafer. also he saw me be late 2 work last week. FAIL, LOVE.
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